Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”.
Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!

Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?
Little Johny: A Heart attack

First prisoner : What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner : Nothing.
First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?

Santa train ki patri par so gaya…
Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!
Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon.
Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!

Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.”
Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”

What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?