Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Itne Paise Me Aur Kya Chahiye

Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala,

Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga.

Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye,

Tabhe Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi:
“1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”

Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bimar Bethy Hain
Hazaron Mar Gy Lakhon Tiyar Behty Hain
Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pichy,
Phir Kehty Hain K,
Mulvi Sahab Dua Krein Beroz-gar Bethy Hain. 😀

America:- Mobile Humari Khoj
Hai
China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj
Hai
Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai
Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj
Hai
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INDIA:-
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MISS CALL HuMARI GIRLFREND
KI KHOJ Hai. 😛 🙂

1 Day I Asked My Heart
What is Love?
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Dekh Bhai,
Apna Kaam blood Pump
Krna Hai, Syllabus K
Bahar K Question Mat
Phoch.

Zara Gaaur Se Padiye Ga
Aasamaan Pe Jitne Taare Hai,
Aakhon Me Jitne Ishare Hai,
Samander Ke Jitne Kinare Hai,
Utne Hi Screw Dheele Tumhare Hai.

British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye?
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Socho
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Socho socho.
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Thoda or
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Kyu ki 1948 m Rajnikant paida hua tha.
Mind it… 😛

Arrange Marriage
₹100,000 Shadi per
₹35,000 Mukhtalif Rasmon
per
Jahez=₹300,000
Valeema=₹100,000
Total=Indian rupee ₹ 535,000

Love Marriage
₹120 ka stamp paper
₹50 typis ko
₹200 Taxi ka Kiraya
Mithai ₹300
Total=₹670
Dil Laghao
larki Baghao
OR
Indai Bachao
Student Pkg……

What is Love?

In France
Love is Comedy

In Germany
Love is Darma

In England
Love is Tragedy
But in india.
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National Game Han Sb
Kehlty Hn 😛

Honey Singh : Main woh launda
nahin hu jo tere sath padhta hun…

Girl : Haan IIT mein hun main, teri
aukaat bhi nahi hai wahan padhne
ki… 😛

Kali gf ko gori karne k 5 tarike
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muje pata tha tum jarur padhoge kali gf wale ..

Japan main 2 dost they….

1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam
tha “wo”

Ek din “jo” ke pas Jinn aa gaya
“jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aya to Jinn ko dekh kar
“wo” marr gaya
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bus usi din se hi kehte hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA.. 😛

Pehle jamane ki ladkiya,
puja karke soti thi taaki unhe darr na
lage….
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21v sadi ki ladkiya raat ko bhi
makeup karke soti h,
taaki doosro ko darr na lage

True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch
Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!!