Category: Funny Hindi SMS

India is the only country where
distance is
measured in time

Oye bhai kitni dur or hai?
“Are bas 5 min or..”

Aaj Apni GirlFriend ki Shadi
Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
Ki –
,
,
Mater_paneer Acha
ho To
Mohabbt b feeki
Lagti hai…

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1 plate or de yaar
Dil Tuta haai

3 most innocent faces of the world…
A sleeping baby…
Udhaar mange wala admi..
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Parents k samne betha humara dost..

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe
Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. 😀 🙂

Is pyaar se meri taraf naa daikho….
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Chamaat pr jaae gaa. 😀

Hamari Generation Ko
Sabse Zyaada
Tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ??
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Exams Mein.. ??
Nahi
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Results Mein ??
Nahi
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur
MOBILE Aas Paas Na Ho Tab

Me : “bhaiya samose ache nahi bane
aaj,,
Kal wale
ache the.”
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Shop owner ” “kya baat kar rahe ho
bhaiya,,, ye
Kal wale hi toh hai.” :p 😀

pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur
ladkiyo ko bhi…:))
fark sirf itna hai…
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala
chahiye..
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Aur ladko ko…
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Emran Hashmi ki movies wala
chahiye..

Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa
gyi…
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agar daaru piyogey to 9-10 saal mmar
jaoge
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lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to
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bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho
kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi
pta 😀 😛

Mubarak Ho Pura Pakistan Chachu Ban Gaya Or
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India Mamu Ban Gaya….!
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Shoaib Malik Ki Beti Hoi Hai…! 😛

AAJ Apko Film Sholay Ki Basanti
bhejta Hu Ok
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((‘,’))
_/)(>
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Ab ye Nache Gi.

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Nachi Kia?

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NAhi,Nachi Na?

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Yaad Nahi Dharmindar Ne
Kia Kaha Tha?

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Basnti Inn “Kutton”K
Samne Mat Nachna,

1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

“O Teri ” Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

Light jane k baad candle leke pappu toilet ja rahatha
kai kambakhat phook marke keh gaya
Happy birthday 2 u

Batao yaar Emergency ke wqt bhi mazak