Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :– Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.
Santa knocks the door
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Banta:”kaun hai ??
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Santa:”mai hoon
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Banta:”mai kaun ??
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Santa:
“le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta…
Strange but true..
Duniya mein har insaan ka alag naam hai..
magar bheer mein jab
hum aawaz lagate hai.
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“ABE O KUTTE”
kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar zaroor dekhte hai….:P
Breakup Ka Faida.. ??
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Mobile Ki Battery,
6 6 Din Chal Jati Hai…
Result has came on d net.
send ur seat no.!
Aisa majak engg student ke saath na kare.
jaanlewa ho sakta he…!!!
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
The coolest attitude ever;
log mere bare mein kya sochte hai…
agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? 🙂
Boy:”hey,
i love u,
meri gf banogi.. ??
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Grl:”hmmmm!
Apna numbr de do,
jab current bf se break-up hoga
to miss call kar dungi…
Laakh koshish kar le temperature..
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par
tu Indian Government se jaada nichey nai gir saktaa..
Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
He was shocked!
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‘Kyunki
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waha already hum maggy bana rhe the
Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki..
Pyar hua ,
Ikrar hua hai,
Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?
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Q na dare dil yaar
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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill….. !
Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar,
the manager telled
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“Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”.