Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Tu dur sahi mazbur sahi par yaad
Tumhari aati hai tum saas waha lete ho
OR
Badbu yeha tak aati hai.

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam Aaj ke baad

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kyun ki

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humari apni gali mein setting ho gayi hai

Ek chor amir ke ghar mein
chori
karne gaya.
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Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko
torne ki zaroorat nahi hai, 156
number press karke samne
vala
red batton dabao, trunk khul
jayegi…
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Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja
aur police aa gayi..
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Jate jate chor uss lock se bola:
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Aaj mera insaaniyat se
Bharosa
uth gaya hai… 🙁 :p 😀

Tum Apna hath sir par firao,
1 bar fir firao,
2 bar firao, Chalo
1 bar fir dono hath firao,
Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote….

‎3 kaale dost ja rahe the..

Raste me unhe ek pari mili, usne
teeno ko 1-1 vardaan offer kiya.

1st:- muje doodh jitna gora bana
do..
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2nd- mujhe bi utna hi gora bana do..
Wo dono gore ho gaye.
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3rd:- ha ha ha ha. in saalo ko pehle jaisa kaala bana do..

Teeno fir se kaale ho gaye…:p :O 😀 😀

Moral: kuch dost kaminey hi rehte hai…:/..:D

Son 2 dad:
Car ki chabhi do college me function hai.
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Dad: Car..??
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Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
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Dad : Ye le 10rs.
48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! 😛

pagal ho kyaaa…
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jab nahi ho to niche kyu aaye gade.

Ek ladki
apne Face pe
Dupata bandh ke khadi thi.
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Bus stand pe
khade uncle ne kaha:
chalti he kya 9 se 12!!
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Ladki ne kaha:
Papa main hu….

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..