Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…

Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..

Agar kutton ka t.v par 1 channel ho
toh.. socho usme
serials ke naam kuch aise honge:
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yahan main ghar ghar BHONKI
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KAAT KHANA sathiya
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Agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo
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Main KUTIYA tere aangan ki
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ye KUTTA kya kahlata hai
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Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA hai
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AFSAR KUTIYA
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D.O.G
Is KUKUR ko kya naam du.
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Bade DOGGIE lagte hai
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Kutta aur kutiya hum
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Dance KUKURIYA dance
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Pavitra Piliya
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Kutiya vadhu
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Bhauk ke aaja
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KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:) 😀

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey
Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hui Ya
WO…..??
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Phir Maa ki awaz aayi 😀
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“Kaminey Sharab Haram hai,, aur
wo
Haramzadi. “=)) 😀 =D

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

Mazaaq ki b ek Had hoti hai,
YAAR

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I was on a Date wid ma gf or dost us k samney akar bola…

kal wali Zyada achi thi 🙂

Reactions of KISSING in various Countries
America : – Kiss me hard !
France : – Kiss me Slowly !
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n in India
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Jaldi karo koi aa jayega =D
Drop in for Gap-ShAp GuyyZ

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark
hota hai…..??
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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hai..

Aur girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai.. :p
=D 😀

Rawan : Bidi hai kya..?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Jhoot kyun bol rahe ho..?
Hanuman : Prabhu aap chup rahiye
Saale ke 10 Sar hain
Pura Bandal Pee jayega..

Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro..:-)

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui
nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke
representative hain…

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…