Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi,
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi,
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
Pyar Karo To Karo Kaaton Ki Taraha
Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain…

Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k
ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya,
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala…,
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala…!

Dil badal na dena,
SIM card ki tarah
Dosti low mat karna,
Battery ki tarah
Pyar kam na karana,
balance ki tarah
Bich me chhod na dena,
network ki tarah
Hamesha mera sath nibhana,
charger ki tarah…

Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna

Agar
Gulab K Badle Sandal Mile To
Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…

Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif Karli
Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane
Koi Aap Se Sikhe…

Arz Kiya Hai…
Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. ..
Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain.
Baat Ho To Kaise Ho..
Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain…

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …