Kisi shayar ne kaha zindagi ek lamba
safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil
paheli hai,
Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf
voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban
Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?
Hamesha apani lover ka photo purse mai rakhana.
Jab bhi tum mushkil me hoge wo photo dekhana.
Tume lagega ke koi bhi mushkil isse badi nahi… 🙂
Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..
Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe
Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh
Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana
Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui
Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee..
Humne msg bhej ke jab-
jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na
kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over
time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday
apke naam kurbaan kiya…
Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…
Neend aati hai to khaab aata
hai.
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata
hai.
phir na neend aati hai na khaab
aata hai…
If boys vomit then parents says
kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says
kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits
boys are always kaminey…
Meri chahat ne use khushi de di,
badle me usne mujhe khamoshi de di.
Khuda se dua mangi marne ki,
lekin usne b tadapne k liye
zindagi de di.
Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai..