Category: Funny SMS

I don’t want 2 go 2 heaven.
None of my friends are there.

If you don’t mind
If you don’t feel bad
If don’t hesitate
Plz give me a
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Ki
Kis
Kiss
Kiss..
Kissan Jam’s Bottle

Dear Colgate..
Now that you’ve added salt and lemon
Plzz add vod-ka and Wh-isky also
so that people can brush 6 times a day.
🙂

Apple is the new Onion of the generation
Onion Katny per bhi rona ata hai,
Apple Ka Phone Girny Per bhi rona ata hai!

Earlier:
Love started with eyes,
Grew with gifts,
ended with tears.

Now:
Love starts from cellphone,
Grows with messages and Ends with –
“The number your calling is currently
busy please try again later”!

Dekh Shona
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/()\
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photo meri achi h
soch meri sachi h
Fir bhi Mai tujhe
Pasand Na Aaya to
BABY Abhi tu bachi H

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chalaa rahe
thi to tumhein road se hut kr
chalna chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kon sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa howa tha

Dear Kids,
If you are in that stage of
life when people tell you
“Abhi perh lo aagy puuri life
mazay karo gy!”

Then please remember this:
“Aagay bhi aap ne zaleel hi
hona hai.”

Wo Konse 5 Bachay Hein Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din
Awaragardi
Karte Hein or Na Khud Parhte Hein Na Doosron
Ko Parhne Dete Hein,,,
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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio or Wo kamina Doremon. 😜😝

Baap ne beti ke Room me Cigarette
Dekha…
Oh God,She Smokes
phir wine ki bottle dekhi…
Oh God,She Drinks too…
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God,ye Sab es ladke kaa h

Foure Boys On a Bike

Police:-Taple Raing is not allowed Aur
Tum Kamino 4 Beithe Ho…?

Boy(Shocked):-Look Behind…
And Says:Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya Yaar…?
Jise aaj Party Deni Thi….

Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes,

Laughing increases life by 10 minutes.

A laughing smoker never dies 😉

Doctor: Sorry reports got mixed up.

We do not know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!!
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Husband: Now, what?
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Doctor: Send her for jogging.

If she returns, do not sleep with her 😉