Category: Funny SMS

Women are like Iphones: You have to touch them all
over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries:
Rub one ball and everything moves.

Sometimes, the wrong choices
bring us to the right places.

Life is too short to be
serious all the time.
So, If you can’t laugh
at yourself, call me.
I’ll laugh at you.

Its funny how when I’m loud,
People tell me to be Quiet but
when I’m Quiet, People ask me
whats wrong with me.

I didn’t fall. The
Floor just needed a hug.

People say you can’t live without love.
But don’t you think oxygen is more important.

Seeto: Before we were married,
you said mother could stay with us
whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn’t pleased yet!

Tech Support: Your password is
The small letter “a” as in apple,
A capital letter “V” as in Victory,
and the numbers 7274.
Customer: Is the 7274 in capital letters?

Why Men are Like Computers
1- They are useless until you turn them on
2- They have lots of data but are still clueless.
3- As soon as you pick 1, a better model comes on
the market!

When I am single,
All I see are couples being happy.
When I am dating someone, all I see
are singles being happy.

I am not lazy
I am just on my
energy saving mode.

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, “Why? Only last month you got the divorce.”
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

God Ka diya Sub Kuch Hai
Books Hai,
Notes Hai,
Time Hai,
Aur Hosala to Itna Hai K
Jb Chahe Padh K Top Kar Sakta Hn
Bus Ek Baat Ki Kami Hai
,
,
Mood Saala Bana