Category: Funny SMS

I change all my passwords to incorrect.
So whenever I forget, it will tell me
“Your password is incorrect”

Don’t break anybody’s heart,
They have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206 🙂

be strong,
I wisspered to my wifi singnal. 😀

The difference between best friend and Just friend?
When you are in hospital,
Just friend asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai?
and
Best friend asks: Nurse kaisi hai. 🙂

The probability of someone watching you is
proportional to the stupidity of your action!

One day you randomly wake up as a baby
and realize that your whole life was just a Dream.

You never know what you have?
Until you cleans your Room 🙂

If Someone Breaks Your Heart Just Punch them in the Face.
Seriously Punch them in the Face and go Get Some ice Cream. 🙂

I m not clumsy.
It’s just he floor hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies &
the wall gets in the way.

That awkward moment when you are in a deep thought,
then realize you’re staring directly at someone.

Have you ever noticed that a woman’s
“I’ll be ready in five minutes”
and a man’s
“I’ll be home in five minutes”
are exactly the same?

My week is basically
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

“Love can neither be created, Nor be destroyed.
Only it can be transfered from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.”