Category: Funny SMS

Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju : No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
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A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
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Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud
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SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!!
OO! GOD I DO NOT ASKTHING FOR ME

I want something 4 my mother

JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LOOKING
SON_IN_LAW!

God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”.

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!

The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??

– Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
– It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.