Category: Funny SMS

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AKKAL HO NA HO”

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?”
Witness: “She is my daughter.”
Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

Did I do anything wrong?
Then why r U avoiding me?
At least remember me once in a week.
It’s really hurting me.
With luv ur TOOTHBRUSH…

– What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
– One woman brings U into this world crying…
And the other ensures U continue to do so.

Doctor cut off my dog’s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I don’t want anything 2 make her think
she’s welcomed.

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA.!!”

Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people
Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it.
Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more
But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I’m responsible!

Advantages of a House Wife:
1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal
3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month
Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?
– For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.