Category: Funny SMS

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons

Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?”
Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.”
Rajiv: “Really – Ours only starts with petrol.”

When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.
when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.
When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.
STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.

A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school.
One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”

Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I donâ?Tt know. Probably we must eat the soap.

When I call you:
1 ring means – I’m missing u,
2 ring means – I like u,
3 ring means – I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means – I need u,
5 ring means – Idiot phone utha.

God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
🙂

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice