Category: Funny SMS

Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.

Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.

The length & breadth & height of you,
Total up to quite a view,
But to taste the true delight of you,
I’ll have to take a bite of u.

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school?
Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
:-O

Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life…
PYARcetamol: 3 times a day
SMSprine: 1 doze daily
MISSED CALLpol: after every hour
Use them regularly & b Healthy

Raj: What is your baby brother name
Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet

One who smokes gets a smoky heart,
One who drinks gets an alcoholic heart,
So dear, u must stop eating sweets,
Coz you are already a sweet heart

Don’t Keep me in your heart but
keep me in your BRAIN…!!

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Khali jaga mein khul kr rehny ka apna he mazzza hy…
:-O
hahahaha..

Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours?
The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
😉

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
🙂

A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend
And said, “Make me feel like a wife”
Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend
and said “wash both of these”.
🙂

A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.”
Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.