Category: Funny SMS

A man is dying of cancer:
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!
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Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?”
Dad: “No, why do you ask?”
Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
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System of love:
Jan – Rose
Feb – Propose
Mar – Gift
April – Lift
May – Chating
June – Dating
July – Kiss
Aug – Miss
Sep – Drop
Oct – Escape
Nov – Rest
Dec – Next
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…
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Before the marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line !!!
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Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it,
Just put three more fingers…
That’s it! now just rub it up and down…
Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! …
That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
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Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours
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What’s STUDY?
Sitting,Talking,
Unlimited Dreaming and
Yawning…so STUDY.
(don’t waste ur time)
Oh god…! I have got soooo
much to STUDY…..
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You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
How???
007 * 60 = 420
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