Category: Funny SMS

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook…
But the law allows only one wife.
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World’s smallest resignation letter…
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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Do U know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?
Both don’t exist…
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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
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Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
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Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten when there is no choice…
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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
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A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep…
But horror is wen it hugs u bAck
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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
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Whats worse than findind
A worm in your APPLE?
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Finding half a worm!!!:-P