Category: Funny SMS

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L = Loss of money
O = Out of mind
V = Waste of time
E = End of life.
So
Dont LOVE.
Only
Line maroo….
🙂

My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
🙂

Son was crying.
Father came n said, Why r u crying?
Tell me i m Ur Friend Na…
Son:Kuch nahi rooh afza ziada mang
liya tu teri wali ne maara…:-P

Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss.
Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone,
i only use my work fone..
Mum said-Me too,
I hardly ever use this fone..
Son said-I use my office mobile,
I never use the home fone..
All of them are shocked and
together look at the maid,
Who is patiently listening to them…
Maid said-What?
So we all use our work fones…
🙂

A true friend irritates
wen u say
I M SAD,
Laughs
Wen u say
I M SORRY,
Smiles
Wen u say
I MISS U,
n kicks
Wen u say
I M BUSY:-)

A Strange Reality:
The ValuEof liFe iNcReasEs
Only aFter iT iS lOst
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.
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Wnt proof?
Alive chicken
Rs 100/-
Chicken Tandori
Rs 400/-
🙂

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to rani.
She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
🙂

What is more useful after it is broken?
.
.
.
??
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.
.
An Egg

Which is most shocking city?
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.
.
??
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Electri-City

How many great men were born in pakistan?
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.
.
??
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None, Only Babies were born:-D
If ur clock strickes 13,What time it is?
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??
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Time to buy new clock….:-P
B-) D;-)

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
🙂

Son : Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Son : Your name on this report card.
🙂

1. Money is not everything
There are credit cards too.
2. Love animals
They are tasty.
3. Save water
Drink juices.
4. Study is healthy
Leave it for sick.
5. Books are holy
Dont touch them.
6. No noise in class
You disturb those asleep.
7. Must get married
Happiness is not the only aim of life.
🙂

Jeeto : What are you doing?
Santa : Washing myself, of course
Preeto : Without soap and water?
Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
🙂

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.
🙂