Category: Funny SMS

I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurent
To have candle light dinner….
& To say say those sweet three words to u….
“Pay the bill”
🙂

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

7 glances = 1 Smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
🙂

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!

Funny quote on a
Married guy T-Shirt
All Women Are
Devils
&
I Married Their Queen
;->

‘THOUGHT OV DA DAY’
The world can not end in 2015,
.
.
.
.
.
because my can of Pepsi expires in 2019
🙂

Dont believe on money,
Bcoz it gives bed but not sleep,
It gives books but not mind,
It gives luxries but not happiness,
So
Transfer it into my account.
🙂

Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
🙂

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
🙂

Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.
How???
Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
🙂

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
🙂

Wife : Why are U so lazy?
Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight.
Wife : Why???
Husband : I was with you in my dream!
🙂

1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?”
Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.”
The man said, “No”.
Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
🙂