Category: Funny SMS

Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card.
Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
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Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene,
Plz donate.
I have donated 15 litres.
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Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 “world peace”.
“That’s impossible”, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give U brain.
He said “Let me try world peace”
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Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”
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A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:
If x=y & y=z
it means
x=z.
Give an example.
STUDENT:
Sir, i Love u & u love ur daughter
it means
“i love ur daughter”
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Wat is de longest word in de english language?
SMILES-bcoz dere is a mile betwen da first n last letters

Who sits on babies?
A babysitter:-D
Wat starts wid a T,ends with a T, n is full of T?
A teapot:-D
Wat is de richest kind of air?
MillionAIRe:-D
What’s a quick way 2 double ur money?
By folding it

Whenever u feel to study..
go into ur room..
just sit down..
relax,
take a deep breath..
slap urself and say:
“yeh aadat kahan se lag gai” ;-).

– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage.
– It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Height of Kanjoosi:
A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

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Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
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Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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