Category: Funny SMS

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
– He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
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Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
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Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
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Shaytan association invites all the members
For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation
Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence
As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!

Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.

A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names
Dan:
My name is Dan
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to India and Japan
If I can, If I can, If I can
Sally:
My name is Sally
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can
Sam:
My name is Sam
When I grow up to be a man
Never mind India and Japan
Im gonna help Sally with her plan
I know I can, I can, I can:-D

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
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‘Piece of PHILOSOPHY’:
Small Things Hurt a Lot
Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin:-)
Hahahaha..