The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention
during the football world cup for its
ever correct predictions is dead.
It was found floating on water
after some precarious incident that
took place in Berlin.
The local police says that a Pakistani
entered the museum and asked the octopus
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kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kardo?
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
:-O
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And after you pray if you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
I would love to take u for dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle,
Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in your ear…
“Pay the bill”
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
🙂
British: Can U swim?
Paki: No
British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims
Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes
Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?
:-O
A Rose Rs7/-
A Card Rs.25/-
A Lunch Rs.200/-
Movie Rs.150/-
But a Friend like “u”
Is “priceless”
Ziada uro mat
Priceless bole to
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“Muft”
Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why?
Kha-Lee
🙂
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think… think… think…
Marjava & Mitjava
🙂
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Americans make a car & to get some touch ups
They send it to Japan..
Japan added a faster engine and sent it to UK…
Who then added tinted windows and sent the car to China..
They added a better interior and sent it to Pakistan…
Pakistani look at the car and say…
What a good job all of them have done..
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on
MADE IN PAKISTAN… 🙂
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.