Category: Funny SMS

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish i could start my day with u in my bed.
I jusT luv ur feel to my lips.
U just make my day, i love u NESCAFE!

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.

Know why???????

Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

“LOVE”
Starts from eyes
Grows with gifts
End with tears
but 2day
“LOVE”
starts from mobiles
Grows with balance share
Ends with number busy

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
:-O
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Daily Prayer:
Oh GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay
Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi,
TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax,
Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more.
Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc…
If we have some time & money left after that, we will do some Business.

I LOVE YOU
Send this msg to 10 girls n win a free trip to
Ur nearest police station in luxury jeep
Rahena Khana and body masaaz free.
U will surely like it.

Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it…

Always speak the truth
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& run immediately after speaking it!!

I love work….
but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished…:-o
How can i finish sumthing that i love??
So i dont work;)
Enjoy laziness with “attitude”