Category: Funny SMS

What is da height of ‘Mixed Emotions’?
Ur mother-in-law falls 4rm da 7th floor
on ur brand new Mercedes n u dnt knw whether
2 laugh or cry..

The reality of life:
U love someone & u marry someone else
The one u marry becomes ur life partner
and
the 1 u love bcomes the password of your email ID;-):-D

A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you
Expensive answers that your
Wife will give you for free.

Bachelors know more about women than married men,
If they didn’t, they would be married too.

~”There is a nice saying”~
“If you want to be Great”
Then
“You must walk with Great people”
“Seriously!
I’ve no objection,
If U need to walk with Me”;-)

Every man
Should get married some time
After all, happiness is not the
Only thing in life!

Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They hve only one of it…
Break their bones…
They hve 206 of them…

When words are not enough to express Ur Feelings
Don’t think that U are in Love.
It means that U need to improve Ur VOCABULARY..!!

True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk…
A late night out…
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Boy: I am not rich like Daud, I don’t even have a big car like Daud.
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Daud..

Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
American salary,
Chineese food &
Indian wife!
Hell is when:
Car is chineese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!