Category: Funny SMS

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “god, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “to me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “god, can i have a penny?”
God answered, “in a minute.”

Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”.
Santa: I am not a mango man.

Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &
1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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You have to..
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Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

Free stay ?
Free lunch ?
Free dinner ?
Free security ?
Full rest ?
To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say:
“Hi i am responsible 4 lahore blast.”

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.

Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes and
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams
Try Chilly Powder.

Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity
Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is
‘NO CURRENCY’.

Prove that:
Juice = Soap
Take Newton’s 2nd Law
F = Ma
Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides
Fa = Maa
‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice!
Hence proved!!

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..