Category: Funny SMS

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
American salary,
Chineese food &
Indian wife!
Hell is when:
Car is chineese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!

If Dhoni Weds Saania.
What Would Their First Child Be Named
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Dhania.

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.

Q: Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
A: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Its difficult 2 understand god,
He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “god, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “to me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “god, can i have a penny?”
God answered, “in a minute.”

Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court,
You don’t have shame?
Santa: you are coming daily,
You don’t have shame?

Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.

Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”.
Santa: I am not a mango man.

Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &
1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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You have to..
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Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com

Airlines slogan:
A warm experience & motherly treatment…
Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work &
Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.