Category: Funny SMS

Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family
To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.

A Boy after having gr8 time with GF
He saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked
Is He your Ex-BF?
GF Kissd Him & said
No it’s Me befiew surgery

I am a dog and u r a flower,
I am a dog and u r a flower,
So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!

Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”.
When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!

The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life

The real meaning of WIFE:
W = Wonderful
I = Item
F = For
E = Entertainment

School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.

Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: What are you so frantically searching?
Santa: “Hidden cameras”
Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”

Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson.
Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!

Human brain is most out standing thing.
It functions 24hrs & 365days.
It functions right from the time we born,
And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.

A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Life paradox:
What u want u don’t get (luv)
What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage)
What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend)
What is permanent, is boring (wife)