What Is 143?
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I LOVE YOU ?? .
No
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I MISS YOU ??
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I LIKE YOU ??
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No
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143 Means One Hundred Fourty
Three …Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed
Se Padhaya
Tha Nalayako..
5 year old boy : I love you
mom!!!
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Mom : A www..!Ilove you
too!
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17 year old boy : I love you
mom!
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Mom : sorry, no money
Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”
Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”
Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K
“wo” ko Awaz d
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“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”
ka intqal Hogya
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Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…
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“JO”DR DYA
“Wo”MR GYA
Hs mt……
Me: Xcuse Me
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Girl: Jee Kahiye
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Me: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf
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Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
Ek Dost:
Meri biwi maikay gai hui hay…
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Doosra:
Aur tum apny Rub ki kon kon si naimaton
ko jhutlao gey ..
3 most inocent faces in da World
1-“A Sleeping baby”
2-“Udhaar mangne wla”
3-“Hmare Parents K samne bethe
hue hmare Dost”
Two ways for ultimate Happiness In
Life:
Keep Calm
&
Keep Kaam Se Kaam!!!
🙂
Quote of the day!
Sympathy!
You can get from anybody…
But
Jealousy!
You have to earn it..!
Though for the day!
First they put so many mirrors in cars,
and they call women, bad drivers’! 😉
A very famous saying.
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Emotions can disturb your life,
If they are without ”E”….. 😀
Doctor: Please lie down, I need to check you.
Female: Okay but call the nurse too.
Doctor: Why, you don’t have trust in me?
Female: I do, but my husband, who is outside, doesn’t have trust in me…
Employee : Boss, you called me?
Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife.
Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don’t have
stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home.
Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way..
Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.
Son – then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man – nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man – then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him – Never
Dad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.
Him – then its fine.
Smartness.!