Category: Funny SMS

Every woman faces 2 major problems . .
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Whenever she opens her almari . .
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Paan nu kapre v koi ni Tay rakhan nu jagah v koi ni

What Is BREAKUP…???
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It is A Matter of Time When
A Jaan Become JAANWER
AND
CUTIEE Becomes CHIRAIL…!!

My Gf: Meri Mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho..
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Me : Chal Paglee …Kuchh bhi ho….
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main shadi tumse hi karunga..
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool
jayen..

FACT about GOOGLE:
“50% of the people use it well.. as a search
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their
internet is connected or not.

Agar Daag Ache hote Hain To Phir
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Surf-Excel Bananae Ki Kya Zarurat Thi…??
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>< k!tt!e

Pyar 1000 Ke Note Jaisa Hai
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Darr Hi Rehta Hai Kahin Naqli Na Ho.

Bachi ko kush krne ka tareeqa
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Allah meri toba kitni jaldi niche
aye ho main nay
bachi kaha tha larki nahi
Toffee do kush ho jay gi

Tu chand mangy mein chand de dun,
Tu raat mange mein raat de dun,
dil mange mein dil de dun,
Tu jaan mange,.
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..bs yaar
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Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai.

One line Advertizement by a married
man at olx
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For Sale:

Wedding suit,used only once by Mistake 😀

Baap Re Baap
Open Challenge 4 Every 1..
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Choti abc Badi ABC se Kitne Saal Choti Hai.. (Y)

A Very Very TRIPLE meaning
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” HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
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Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond
ring chori ker k gift de di,

Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine..

Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai:P

Ladki patane ka tarika
Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjho FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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“DIDI DAR GAYI”
“DIDI DAR GAYI”

Japani couple romance kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.- 😀