Category: Funny SMS

Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”
or
Jawani ma “Janu” nazar attiha.

One minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime

1 dafa meri girlfrnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya
me ghr puhncha or bell di
uski choti sister ny darwaza khola, wo boht fit thi
muskura k boli ap boht smart hen
Abi ghar pr koi nhi hy, me akeli hon
apka kya mood hy?
Me muskraya or
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jany laga to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai
or meri sharafat ki tareef krty hue mujhe galy lgaya
or
kaha “humko rishta manzor hy”
Ab ap se kya chopana?
k
Me to bike ko lock lgane ja raha tha. 😉

Dear
Ye jo Dil hota hai na
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/!!>Ye Insan K
_/\_ khabby
passy hota hy…

Happy perfume day

(`_`)
_/ \ \
) ) ) ) ~~~~~~~~~pooooo
_l_l

Khushboo aisi jo diwana bna
de

The most heart breaking moment of
my childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
“areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do”..

I Don’t Fear to Lose you but ,
My Fear is that if i Lose …
“Who Will Love you like me…? :p
Oo kadr krOo myry..
Myry elawa tanu ksi ne nh pochna 😀

3 different styles of proposing 😉
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English :- Would you mind being my girlfrnd?
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Urdu :- Kya aap meri Huna Passend karoo Gee ?
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Punjabi :- Veli firdi hain!
Kisi gareeb de kam aa ja 😛 😀

Apny Mulk ki Hifazat Kro
kiu K
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kiu K apka Dulha yahin se
milna ay… 😉

U R Bandri,
Bandri Means
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorabe
R=romantc
I=intelignt
Hun vekh kidi khush a,
Bandri na hovey te….

Dunia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
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<))1 me _//_ 2nd meri ammi ka beta ('-')yani ME <((>
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OR
3rd Apka Dost
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<))yani k phr se me :-D // Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom OR Acha Dost K frnd ho...

Aey Dil Tu
TANHA Rehny Ka Adi Ho
Ja,
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Yeh Teray
Lanti Dost Tujy Kisi Bachi
ka Number ni Dengy….

(‘.’)/”
)( Doob Maro Kamino
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Hum to yun hi RIO Buscuit khaa
rhy thy.

“D_G”
1 larki humy Bacha samjh K Pappi
de gai..
\(‘,’ )/
<\/ _/\_ Yahoooo, Hun ty Roz khwan ga....