Category: Funny SMS

Jis Dost par he Duniya”FIDA”
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Jis Se Dil na hona Chahe”JUDA”
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Jis ka Style he”LAJAWAB”
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Jis Ka SMS bi hota ha”GULAB”
Woh Hum Hain
Ap nahi”
Assalam Allaikum

Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo 😉
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….

Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr 🙂

Meri tanhai Aksr Muj se Pochti
Hy…

“D_G”
Kidr Gye Wo Log Jink Lye Tumny
Pkg krwaya Tha…
“\(,”)
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/\ Kidhr Ho Dosto?
Ye Wasi Tanay Mar Rha hai….

Jab Tak Zinda ha SMS Krty rahen ge,.
Or
Jis din na karen to samajh lena k
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Aglay Din karen ge,
Maar do Maar do
ZaLimo0O.. 😛
Abi to Shaadi b Nhe hoi
Meri… . 🙁 😛

“Happy Shreef Day”

Ap ye sms us insan ko send karen
jo apki nazar me sub se ziada shreef
ho.
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Mene apko kar dya hy…!
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“Ghalti say”
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Allah maaf Kare.
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//toba toba
ye kiya kardiya maine?

55.*5*5*7.,.*5*7*.
* n7a5k s55aa77f*
*. k7555ar77o .*
555 “7*.,.55*”

Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete karo, Bohot pyara sms hai
Or
Amal b krna..

Kabi to humari gali aao…

thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!

Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…

humare ghar ki bell bajao…

Aur

awaz lagao…

“Koora DeY do.

Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maany ga aur mery
aagy bilkul Nahi boly ga main
ussy Gift dingi…

Chota Bacha:
Lo ji….
Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k… 😛

Hands Up,

Main Love officer
hun,
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<)) _//_ U R Undar Arrest, . Q K jitne Pyare aap ho Itna pyara hona Qanuni jum hy.. Is liy aap ko mere DiL Mein Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai, . . . . . . . . Pata nahi aisa msg log mujhe hi Q send krte hen, Aisi kya bat hai muj me? I Am so Sweet Na.... ('.')>
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Meri Duaon Se Shayad Tumari Shadi Ho Jaye,

“Dost”

Bas Yehi Soch K Main Dua Nahi Karta

Kyun K Jo Insan SMS Na Bhejta Ho
Wo Shadi ka Card Kahan Bheje Ga.:>

Hum ne tanhai mai b sirf us ko chaha hai…

“D_G”

Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wali game khelty hai.
ship ship ship ship… Tinnnn.:

Jis din tum ko sham sataye,

Sard hawa dil na behlaye,

Jis shab so na pao tum,

Be-cheni kuch barrh si jaye,

Aankh zara si num ho jaye,

Jism thorra sa garam ho jaye,

Samjho!

Tum ko Bukhar hai,
2 Tablet PANADOL kha lena. 😉

Her waqt
sher o sha’iri nahin hoti.

Dua Ki Appeal..

1 Lrki jski umr 21 Saal
hai wo D_G Khan hospital
K I.C.U Ward me

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Doctor hai.
Or
bohat piyaari hai…
DUA Karen Wo Apki Bhabi
ban jaay…
Ameen
Jazzak Allah