Category: Funny SMS

Wo kon c Bekaar cheez hai jo

Wo kon c Bekaar cheez hai jo
ap k kapro k saath chipki hai?

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Nahi pata ?
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Janaab G tusi aaP khud 😛

Kitni Chahat Se Likha Tha

Kitni Chahat Se Likha Tha Tera Name
Dewaro pe

“D_G”
Begherat
Bachon Ne Aagey Gando Likh Diya

<('.') /"/> Yar mind
mat kr Bachay to sachay hoty
Hain…!!!

Agar phir bhi White na hoon

“Colgate”se daant saaf Krain.
“Pepsodent”se Mazboot Krain
“Closeup”se fresh Krain

OR
Agar phir bhi White na hoon
To bina sharmae

“HARPIC”use Krain
Q k”HARPIC”de 5 gunah
ziada bethr saafai.

PlZzzzz pray 4 me

PlZzzzz
pray 4 me
My Condition is serious.
I am Getting Day by day
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More Beautiful

More Good Looking
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More Cute!
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge:-)

‎3 easy ways 2die..

‎3 easy ways 2die..
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1.Have a cigaret daily U’ll die 10yrs earlier
2.Drink daily U’ll die 30yrs earlier
3.Love some1 truely U’ll die daily…

Rooh kaanp gai jab PAPU

Rooh kaanp gai jab PAPU ne apne DADI se kaha:
DADI KOI ACHA GANA SUNA DU..
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Aur DADI boli:
“MERE PHOTO KO SENE SE YAAR
CHIPKALE SAIYAN FEVICAL SE”.. 😀

Tum Par Beete Gi

Tum Par Beete Gi To Tum Bhi Jan Jao Ge,

Faraz..
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Koi Nazron Ke SamNe Se Biryani
Le Jae To Kitna Dard Hota Hai..

(“.)/ Oye 1 Niwala
<)) To Khila De _/ à/_ Yaar....

Read Carefully..

Dosto..
Intehaai Serious..
Read Carefully..

Agar Ap Chahtay Hain k Ap k Ghar pe Rehmat hO..
Barkat HI bARKAT Ho..
Naiki K Farishtay Aayen..

To Plz..
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Fata Fat Apne Ghar se Nikal Jaayen. 😀
niklo niklo 😛

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahin k

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahin k Achey hoon,
LEKIN…
ACHEY LOG Hamesha
Khobsoorat Hotay hain.
Jaisy k Aap

Meri misaal lejiay

Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to

Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi
be naraz na hona
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Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror
mari honi aay

Can u read Fast in English..!

Can u read Fast in English..!
My
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my
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Khule nahi hain MAAF karo…. =P