Category: Funny SMS

Ye joke parho gy to hasty .

Ye joke parho gy to hasty
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hasty mar jao gy
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isi liye nahi bheja…
Pagal…
I care for u!

Abba idher AA.

SON:
Abba idher AA.

MOTHER:
Aise nai boltey beta,
Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.

SON:
Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

Doctor apna pehla operation

Doctor apna pehla operation

Mukamal kerne ke baad operation

theater se bahir aya

Aur

ooper daikhte hoe bola:

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” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker”

Ankhon se hamesha rahtey hain

Ankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door

Wah Wah

jo Aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.

“Karwa sach”

“Karwa sach”

Jab apki gf ap say kahy k
tum bhot achy ho tumhy koi b mil jay ga.

“To bhai Samj ja”

Us ko koi or mil gaya ha…

Line marne k 3 tarike

Line marne k 3 tarike… 😀
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1:- pen se
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2:- Marker se
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3:- Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . .

Science kehta hai ki Pani boil karne se germs

Science kehta hai ki Pani boil karne se germs
mar jate hai..
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki germs ke
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”Dead bodies”
to pani me hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science..
Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu..
Lekin kabhi gharoor nahi kiya…:p……:D

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.

Wahh..

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wahh..

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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
;);)
ab b0lo wah wah..

Kal mei raat ko bathroom gya

1st Dost:
Kal mei raat ko bathroom gya
to andar jin tha 🙁
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2nd Dost:To phir kia hoa

1st Dost:Hona kia tha mei jin se bola
Tum kar lo humara to wese hi nikal gaya ha.. 😀 😛