Category: Funny SMS

Kutta P0CH KY0N HiLAATA Hai.. ??

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KY0N K P0CH Mein iTni TAAQAT Nahi H0Ti
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W0 Kuttay K0 HiLA SAKY = P = D

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gai..
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Jab light gyi or kaam wali boli:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
DON’T U HAVE A GENERATOR??? 😛 :O

Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar gya.
Dukh iska nhi k Hmari Shadi ni hui
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Khushi is bat ki hai k Tmhari b ni
hui…

(“,)/
<)) />Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hyn Ham 1 hyn;

App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..

1.Sab ko pasan ho.

2.Dono sweet ho
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Aur
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3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.

PLZ MIND
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Zarur krna wrna msg ka mza kirkira hojae ga…

My Dear December
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Roti Shoti kha k Jana ^_^ ;-P

‎*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen

1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai

Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..

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Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.

Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: Toh UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai :p 😀 =D

Life thought me lots of Lessons..
But!

As usual,
I slept in those classes…

Life mein kbhi bhi

Dukh milen

Ghum milen

apnay ansuon ko beh janay dena unhain rokna mt
Kyon k
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Rukay huay pani mein he Dengue machar anday deta ha
(‘,’)
>))>
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Smjhay kuch
Mortein mat jala k sonay walon :p 😀

Aise kon si cheez hai jo insan ko
khanay k baad pta chalta hai k woh kha
chuka hai or yaqeen phr bhi nhi ata
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Chamaat 😀

Sab se zyada kameena pan wala mazaak ,,
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Kisi ki Shampoo ki Bottle main VEET daal
do 😀 😀 😀
3 mint main khubsurat ehsas :p