Category: Funny SMS

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

K0i Larki Hmain Thukra Dy To Ghum Nhi!
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Wah Wah!
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Koi Larki Hmain Thukra Dy To Ghum Nhi!
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D0ob Maray Wo Kamini Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nahi:-D=)

Wah Wah Wah Taaliaaaan…

School Life…

ASSIGNMENT Copy Karte Waqt,

“Oyeeeee!! Yeh Kya Likha Hai?”

“Jo Lafz Samjh Arha Hai Wo Likh,
Jo Nahi Aa Raha Uska Aisa He Design Bana De:-D

Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Wen U Worried:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,

Saala Pura Khandan Dhek Leta Hai…:p

The awkward moment when
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

“Do you ever talk to your parents like this?” XD
lolz

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you

Student:Sir!
Monkey aur Donkey may kya farg hay?

TEACHER:Agar message parhne wala hans
paray to MONKEY…
Agar na Hansay to DONKEY…

Ab Marzi Apki

Good news for BOYS”

Ab kio Larki apko bhai
boly
To tension Nahi Lena

QK

Main nay soch soch k
Iska B torr Nikal lia
Hai,
B.H.A.I means.

B=Best.

H=Husband

A=Among.

I=Ideals.

Larko Sir utha k Geo
jab tak D-G Ha.

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h..
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi
sherni bn k ghumti h…:p 😀

@ . . .
( /_.’ ‘.
_/ /_ ‘,’,

Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don’t mind Saaf kar lena.

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

l)(”,)____//\_
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…

Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…