Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya
Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro
Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia
or
Kaha:
Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.
To unlock
The MsG
please enter
YouR
Girlfriend,s
Mobile Number!
Password:
[“”””””””””””””]
“{NO GirL,s}”
{No,Tension}”
I will Never
let you Go”
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai”
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
Masla Ye Hy,
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😉
Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta.;)
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao..! :p xp 😀
”ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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“MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni…:P 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😛
Solid bezati
Girlfriend :janu…
Ek bat bolu???
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Boylfriend:Nahi…
rehne de…..
aur
thora dur ho ke baith… 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone….
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He was surprised to see…
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2 missed calls from RAJNIKANTH..:P
R u agree-
Call summary
Boy to boy= 00:00:59
Boy to mom= 00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl= 01:15:01
Girl to girl= 00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05 😀 :p
Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection.. !!
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
“GOOD _ UCK”
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.