Category: Funny SMS

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95

After marriage:

Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….

Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx

3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

Is question me 99.9% log fail ho
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What is ur grlfrnd name &
Mob.number..?
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Aik Choha Sharab k Glass me doob gya.

Wahan se billi guzar rhi thi.

Choha bola:-Mhje nikal do plz bhaly tm baad mein
mujy kha lena’

Bili ne glass gira dia.
Choha baag gaya.

Bili:Dhoka dia,Jhot bola,
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
Chohay ne muskurate hue kaha :-

Jan us waqt me nshy me tha:-‘

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp

I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

Girls are never wrong..

Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!

But,
Never Wrong 😉

Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..

Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly

Close Your Eyes ….,Relax Your Body….
‘n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can…
Now Breath…
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!

“Yes I love you.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.

So please don’t say no to my proposal.
Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”

WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste ‘n colour…

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

Sit ‘n Cry for the whole day
‘n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit ‘n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
‘n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!