Category: Funny SMS

“JOOTA Chupai”

Shaadi k moka pr wo rasam hy jise SALIYAN
ada krti hein…

Magr ye Rasam
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Pata nahi

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Masjidon me namaz k waqt kon SALAY ada krty
hen….

Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.

Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?

Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.

Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?

Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”

AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI
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DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..
FUNNY BUT TRUE

Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…

1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.

2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein

3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen

Bas Dish ready hogai

Dish Ka NAME

Langoor k hath mein Angoor….

Wo Tuje door se Dekh k Apna
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…

wa wa wa

Me Heraan Hn k wo itni Door se
b

Kamina Pehchaan Leti he!

Hun kr waa waa!

Dabby me Dabba,

Dabby main Cake,

wa wa wa wa

Tmatar K Mu waly Koi Msg to
Bhej…

Ab bolo wa wa

(“,) Oy Teri Baisti
<)(/ hogi... _/\_

Govt Ne elan kiya hai,

All beautiful Girls & Handsom
Boys Personality Tax”
Diya krey Gy.

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Hosla hosla..!
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Tusi Save O,
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Sayapa te pey gya Menu..!

F.M pe abi abi suna hai k Masjidon se
Jootey or Lotey chori karne wala pakrra
gaya hai,

Tm kidr ho?

Taslli k liey 1 misscal do jaldi Sy.

Dil Bhot preshan hy…

Duniya me sirf 10% log Aag se hain
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| <|_ Baki 90% to Mere Style Se hhi jal jate hain....

Khubsurat Larki set karne k 4 bahtarin
tarike…

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Shabaash*

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Bhot Aaala

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jeet Gaye Aap*

Mahina Daikh Or Apni
beghairti ki Speed check kar!!

Miss: Aj tum late kyu Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru hota hai phir dair Q ki?
Bcha: Miss Aap b na bs…

Meri

itni fikar mat kiya karen log shak karte hain…;

Nida 03463069589
Sana 03322287187
Kiran 03343432149
Hera 03002554296
Noren 03369698830
Tania 03234153100
Saira 03322416788
Sara 03053460589
Bubli 03124128547
Uzma 03086193862
Sobi 03057698819
Jeya 03452789620

Ye me ne apne mobile is Saal ki
Zakat nikali hai Aur Pehla haq aap
jese tharki ka hai

Koi 1 Number choose kren.
40
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90
100

Or Utne ka mere number pr
load karwa dain,
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Main apko btaon ga
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Balance aya ya nahi…