Category: Funny SMS

Chor Diye Wo Dandy ,

Jis K Anjam Thy Gandy,

Pura Mahina Nekeyon
Me Bataonga.

Ab Eid k Bad Hi Nayi bachi phasaonga
(,”)/Hat ja yar
/).)Masjid jane de….

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!””””””””””””!

Ajeb Khwab Dekh hai.

Mufti Munib keh rahe thay
ke is sal Eid nahi ho gi.

Q K Zardari ne Chand baich
diya hai…

ITNA
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Sannata Q Hai Bhai..
Aj Koi Mafi Nhi Mang Raha..? 🙂

Aplication to the Headmaster
in Punjabi…!

Oy Mastra

Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek
v kuri nai heygi,

Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,

Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

‘kam waliyan’ e soniyan rakh lo,

Bari mehrbani.

Tuada faithfully,

‘D-G’
Roll No 420

Kia batayen tujhe apna haAl..

Ja rahe thay yad0n k0 dil mein liye sambhaAl..

K achaanak 1 ajnabi ne r0k kar kaha…

“Chal Beta M0bile Nikaal.:D’

Question for briliant
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Question is only for briliant student .
u relax..yaar..

Only Rajnikant can do this…
What is Rajnikant’s E-mail ID ?
Gmail@Rajnikant.com
MIND IT 🙂

Happy Birthday to u

Tmhe kya lga

Tm nhi btaoge To pta nhi
lge ga k aj

“International
Monkey Day”
hai.
=oOOo===
oOOo=

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/(oo) /
/ (–) /
!!
Ab thanx bol k
Sharminda na krna.
Or yehi msg mjhe dobara
kr k bandaro wali hrkat mt
krna ok?

So sweet of U.

Aaj Sweet logon ka din
hai.

Main ne apko jb b dekha
Ap pr Makhiyan bethi dakhi..
Tu
Muje laga Ap bht Sweet hen.
Is liye wish kar dia…

Dost aik kam to kro.
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Pata karo is tarha
k msg kon banata Hy?

Your account has been recharged
Successfully.
With
Rs.990.74.Your accout balance is
now
Rs.1029.84

Shakal wekhi aa apni ja ja k 20
da Load kerwa…

!- Merit Of Being Single -!
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You Can Change Your Imaginary
Lover Whenever You Want

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