Category: Funny SMS

Universal truth:
We learnt that Sun rises in the east.

Fact:
Sun neither rises nor sets.Only sun rotates.

Moral:
Education spoils our Common sense.

Finally,
its gonna be a dream come true for girls
Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse!
All thanks to the petrol price hike!

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It’s Like Waiting For A Boat At The Airport…..!

similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit,
waste time and writes on walls!
🙂

Face your problems don’t Facebook them.
Treat your issues don’t Tweet them.
Your social network may be online,
but your troubles don’t have to be!

70% of College studnts in d world r
sufferin 4m AIDS.
Can’t blive, Bt itz true…!

AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks
Deficiency Syndrom

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ‘ BROTHER ‘.

VEER
Jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

WANTED
Ek Baar Jo Mene “SMS” Krna Shuru Kr Diya TO
Uske baad to Mai Apne “BALANCE” Ki Bhi Nhi sochta..

DABBANG
Hum tumhare mobile me itne SMS krenge ki
confuse ho jaoge k padhe konsa or konsa delete kre.

READY
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
I, me, and myself..

BODY-GUARD
Mujh par ek ehsaan krna mere msg mujhe send mat krna..

‘1 Girl Coke pi rahi thi

k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla
oR Bola “MAA”

Girl: main teri “MAA” nhi hun

Machhr: aisa na bol MAA
main teri “coke” se nikla hun..’

Mjhse Wo Kehti hy k Tumhari
Zindgi ko Jannat Bna Dongi.

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Or Bnani Usko ‘Daal’b Nahi
Aati.

(‘,’)
<))> Confidance
//_ Dakh bachi ka
Aik AnnAr Soo BiMaRR..

TIPS:
How to save 25 paisa per year?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho.!
Yarrrr Kon Log Ho Tum !!!:-D

Ye sms sb ko karna mazedar jawab aayenge
Meri prsonlty ke hisab se mujhe kya hona chahiye?
Dr.
Actor
Eng.
Writer
Love Guru
Model
Politician
Don
Teacher
Lover
1st reply me.

Agar mobile India mein banta to
sms templates aise hote :-

1. kamine call kar.
2. Cigrette lete hue aana.
3. Teri bhabhi ke saath hun.
4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no.to de.
5. yaar ek pataka ladki ja rahi hai.

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