Category: Funny SMS

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

,
jis ka wazan

80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)

A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.
Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.
5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Badmashi

‘”Height of Friendship:
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Santa committing suicide,
Someone asked the reason.
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He said: My wife ran with my friend
And
I can’t live without my friend.”‘

Son:Mai School Nhi jaonga..

Mom:Kyn?

Son:Job Kronga..

Mom:4th Class par kr Kya Kaam
kro Gy?

Son:3rd Class Ki Lrkion Ko tution
Prhaonga….

:-oO teri khair..

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. 🙂

Cafe main Papu Ny 1 lrki Ko

“I Love You” Kaha…

Lrki ny Zor Sy thapar mara
OR
Boli…
Kya kaha??

PaPu:
Kutttyy Jb Suna nahi Too Thapar
Q mara.?

1 Admin ko Charagh mila Us ne
ussy Ragra to dhamaka huwa aur
wo mar gaya.

Moral:
“Kuch Cheezain Alladin ki nahi.
Mujahideen ki bhi ho Sakti hain..

Kabhi Pasand Na Aye Sath
Mera To Bata Dena Ae Dost
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Hum Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K
Tumhein Goli Maar Dengay
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Thaa Thaa. Ab Na Kro Humein
Pasand Phir Pata Chalta Hai.
😉

Jo Shakhs bazar mein Chalty huway
in Alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga,
INSHaAllah Wo mala maal ho jaye ga,
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“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”

1 Tota or uska mailk jahaz me sarf
kr re the…

Airhostes Guzri to toty ne c.t bjai..
Wo Mur K muskrai..

Mailk ne ye dakha to Usne b c.t bjai..
Airhostes ne complain kr di…

Elaan hua dona ko jahaz sy phenk do!

Darwazy pe tota malik se bola:
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Urna anda ay?

Malik:Nai
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Tota:
fer maa no q cherya c.

Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti h!
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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti h.

Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-

Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.