Category: Funny SMS

Ay Phool!
Apni Khushbu,

Mere Doston Ko Day Dena…

Q K’

Garmiyo K Mosam Me bhi Woh Nahaya
Nahi Karty

(,”)/ Oye Melo!
<)(Naha To ! _ Liya Karo..

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<)( Kaka Gal _/\_ Sun . . . . . . . Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie Gaib Ney, (-.-)/' <)( Baaz _/\_ kyu nal

Miss:
Agar Main Tumahri Maa hoti.
To Tumhein Bohat Pyar karti
Or
Tumhari Har Baat Manti…

Bacha:
O Bibi Bas kar Dramey Menu Pata
Ay Teri Akkh Mery abby te ae…

Its magicl please read

Dil”Main”Dil

Dil”Mera”Dil

Dil”c”Dil

Dil”Hoon”Dil

ab is message ko dil k
bagair parho tou aap ka hi
naame aaye Ga….

1 Dard naak waqiya.

1 larka or larki 1 Dosre se bohat
Pyar krte thay.Magar un k ghr wale
razi nhi hote thay Sab un k khilaf
thay

Larki ne larke ko kaha q na hum bhag
k Shadi karlen Larka razi ho gya.

Or wo 2no bhag gye magar kuch dor ja
k Larka Ruk gaya Or ankho main anso
Chehre pe Dard la kr Bola:
Main tmhre sth or agay nhi Ja skta bus
Lrki ne ro kar pocha q nhi ja Skty.

Kia tm mjhse Pyar nhi krty to Lrka ne
masumat se shrma k kaha

Mujy taTTi ayi hai….

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From

1 Bat humesha yad rakhye.

Qalm ki ehmiyat Talwar se
zyada hoti hy.

Q K….

Talwar Se kabi Shalwar me
nala nhi dala ja sakta…

“Shukriya”

Ek Din Jab wo Humse Mlie
to Bole;

Kya Humein Yaad karte ho..?

Ab Unhe Kon Btaye k Yaad krna
Itna Asaan Hota,
To…

Hum Apni Class mein Top na kar
lete…

Waiter:
Ur bill sir.

Boy:
Take my card

Waiter:
But sir this is student card

Boy:
Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy

”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago

Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

Taza khabar

VEENA MALIK ne elaan kiya hai.

K
Main Shadi Us Se Karoon Ge Jo
Mujhse B bara Bagairat Hoga.

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Zardari Teri To Lottery
Lag Gai….

‘pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag
nay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai,,,…..

QUESTUION YEH HAI K
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LARKI NAY RAAT KAHAN GUZARI??????????????/

OR KARO PEPSI 65 KI???????????????’

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

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