Category: Funny SMS

Boy:
Dadaji apk to saare Daant hain,
Daadi ka ek b nahi Aisa Q

Dada:
Beta Main ne Doodh bohat piya
OR
Teri Daadi ne Ganna bohat Chaoosa!

A New OFFER!Call rates ab Dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl,
people call him LOAFER
But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy,
They call it OFFER. Feel the difference

Height of Addiction:
Just b4 a prisoner was ready to
be hanged to death the officer
asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut
status as DIED ..!!

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Importance of thumb-
Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory
&
My FANS use it4reading
My msgs Oh U too? Crazy Fan

Dil ne kaha Dost ko sms karon,
Phr soch dil to Pagal hy,Lekin
Phr soch Dil Pagal hy to kia howa
DOSt konsa

PROFEESAR HY.

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai
to hi neeche padhiye…
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun…….Auntyy…….
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Apki Photo Pakri Gai Hai
Date Marte Hue
Negative Chahiye To 5 SMS Bhejo
Warna
Pic Papa G Ko Pohancha Di Jaey Gi

One day Ravan went to a disco.
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .
kyun?
kyun?
bcoz it was written on the gate that
“entry fee Rs.1500 per head

“SMS” doston ko itne kiye k Jeet
Jaye SMS ki Race
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“”Mobile”” bhi unka
Chikh Chikh kar kehne LagE..
(NO SPACE)?
(NO SPACE)?
(NO SPACE)?