Category: Funny SMS

Jab koi baat
bigad jaaye,

Jab koi mushkil
Pad jaaye

To

To

To

( ‘-‘ ) main kya
<) (> karoo?
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Harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.

Kbhi hath pe
kbhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kahi kbhi gal pe
kbhi nak pe..
K I S S
Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai garmi mai.

Chlo G
Moja kro

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Ludian pao
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Dhamalan pao
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Shurlian Chlao
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Boom chlao
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Roola Pao
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Utt bazia lao
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Abbay nu dasso
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Amin nu dasso
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Khushi manao

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K tawanu v kisi
VIP bandy Ne SMS
kita
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Baccha 1 aurat ko ghurte hue jaa
raha tha.

Aurat
Dekhta kya hai?
teri maa ki umer ki hon.

Bacha
To me bi apne baap ke lye
hi dundh raha hon.

Golden Words:
Agar Tum Yeh Chaho K
Tumhare Paas Humesha
Doston Ka Hujoom Rahe,
To Yeh 3 Cheezain Humesha
Apne Pass Rakho!

>CHARAS

>GOLD LEAF

>TAASH

Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne
Sar Par Gila or Thanda
Kapra Rakhna

Dimagh par Suraj Ki Aag
Mat Parhne Dena.
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA
HAI.

Teacher: Koi Story sunao
with Moral.

Pathan:1 Din Hum Chacha k
Ghr gaya Wo Soey hoe thy.

Phr 1Din wo Hmare Ghr Ae
Hum Soey hoe the.

Moral:Jesa kroge Wesa Bharoge.

Balance aap ne bheja he?

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Jab Bhejne Wail Shakal Nahi
Hai To End Tak parhne Ki Kya
Zarurat Hai.

Laki set krne k 4 Tarike
Hain.

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Shabash

Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te
Apni begairti di Speed
Vekho…

Mubarak ho pura india mamu
ban gya.!

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Shoaib malik ki beti hui ha.

Ye form fill kren.

Name:_ _ _
Father’s
Name:_ _ _
Caste:_ _ _
Blood group:_ _ _
Gender:_ _ _
Age:_ _ _
Address:_ _ _
Phone No:_ _ _
Fill kar k.
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Pagal khany Main Jama
Krwa K apny Ghar walon
Musibat Se Nijaat den.
IDARA TAHAFUZ-E-PAkitan
pak pak pakitan saaf saaf
pakitan

?(“,)
<))>Ufone laya
_/ _new offer
khali JAGA PE
“U”LAGAO AUR
BN JAO.

ST–PID

B–DH–

BEWAK–F

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Dekha

(‘.’)>tum

Ab Tere sMs Me Wo Zok-e-muhabat
Nahi Raha,

Dost
Lagta He Tere Sath Bhi Koi Bachi
Set Ho gyi h,

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/).)Chakkar Me
/\Dosto Ko Bhol
Gaya: