Category: Funny SMS

HUM to usko moo dikhai mE

HUM to usko moo dikhai mE 1 Lakh
rope “100000”dene wale the,

Sali 65 ki pepsi k liye bhag gai.

(,”)/
<))Oye ruk itne mE to pepsi ki _//Dookan khol leyti:

Agr Ap Me TALENT HY

Agr Ap Me TALENT HY
Salahiyat Hy
AItmad Hy
KUCH Kr Dikhana
Chahte Ho to Apna
Time Zaya Matt Kro
Aj Hi Join Kro

“LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS”
Unka Bandar MAR GAYA
HEY.

•SMOKE everyday!

•SMOKE everyday!
SMOKE means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool SMS
E=everyday
So plz feel free to Smoke.
request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud day..

Short love story.

Short love story.
A pig fell in love with hen,
One day they kiss each other ,
Naxt day a pig died of BIRD FLU ,
& the hen died of SWINE FLU.

Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny:
Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher:
Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny:
But I asked first!

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and
asked
Thursday whether Friday has told
Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
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.
.
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN
SA LAW aisa kehta he? 😉

Golden words by Martin Luther:

Golden words by Martin Luther:
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If u can’t fly-run,
if u can’t run-walk,
if u can’t walk- crawl,
But keep moving
Santa:
Wo sab to thik hai par jana kaha hai martin bhai..=))
“MARTIN SHOCKS ..SANTA AS USUAL ROCKZZ..:p”

Agar “DIL” Ka Naam “ANDA”Hota

Agar “DIL” Ka Naam “ANDA”Hota
.
Toh Films K Naam Kuch Aise Hote
.
=Hum Anda De Chuke Sanam**
.
=Humaara Anda Aapk Paas Hai**
.
Hum Aap k Ande Mai Rehte hai
kuch ap log b gaane btao…..

Girls collage k bahar ke baad Geo Reporter,

Girls collage k bahar ke baad
Geo Reporter,
Zakhmi LARKI se:
Ja BOMB gira’to kya Wo 1 dum
se Phhata?
Zakhmi LARKI
(Ghussay Se):

Gee Nahi
Wo Reengta howa Meray
Qareeb Aaya

Or,

Nihayat Adab Se

Pyaar Se

Or,

Sharma Kr

Bola

Baji!!!THAAA!!!
😀