Category: Funny SMS

Jitne channel TV ke,
Utne nakhhre Biwi ke.

TV Chalta remote se,
Biwi Chalti hzi note
se.

Very nice line said by a boy 2
his Lover

TerY bEna main ye dunya chor to
dOn

Par uska dil kaisY dukha Don Jo
roz drwazy pAr khari kehti hai,

Beta Ghr jaldi aajana…”

(-_-) Sadi MAA nu
/).(\ Putt ni
_/\_ labney,tenu
Yaar Bathery

Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch
nahi hoti..

‘Interviewer:why did you leave your last job?
Candidate:the company shifted their office…..
And didnt tell me where.. :-)’

BACHA: PAPA G MAA K ANSOUN OR
BIWI K ANSOUN ME KIYA FARQ HAI?

FATHER: BETA MAA K ANSOO DIL PR
ASAR KARTE HAI OR BIWI K ANSOO
JAIB PER….

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27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On””,
I Have Coins!

‘Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Agli Agli

Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Hans mat , Yeh mantar rang kala karnay ka that
jo to nay parh liya
…Ab tera kya ho ga kalia …’

‘Pakstan ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?

Mobile??

Media??

Intrnet??

Nahi

10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq
Bna dti hen:-)

EXAMPLE :-

Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre
Jamaye Rakh

Ghalib…

Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta
Zaroor hy..’

Mere Sapno ki raani kab
aaye gi tu..!

<(',') )(\ _/\_ aai rut Mastani kab aaye gi tu... beeti jae zindagani kab aaye gi tu... Chail aa tu chali aa (',') >-)(-< _/\_ . Tum nahi yaar "LIGHT" ki baat ho rai ha.

BAROS SE WAFA KI TALASH THI
MUJHKO,

SO AAJ BAZAR SE KUTTA KHAREED
LAYA HUN.

Pappu ki Maa:
Pappu meri Chappal lab day.

Smart Pappu after 5 mint.

Opened
Google .com and typed

Baibay d khabbay pair d
chapal
enter.. 😛

Ways 2 impres a

Girl:
lov her Respct her
protect her
Sacrifice 4 her

How 2 Impres a BoY??

Just Smile….
Game over

Standard e koi nei
Dangraan da! 😀