Category: Funny SMS

*Pakistan ki wo konsi jheel hy jo
President of Pakistan k naam pr hy?
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Kanjar JheeL

jano or jantay raho….’

‘Reply in 10 sec,

Every New Born Baby In Africa
Has _________ Coloured Teeth,

A.White
B.Off White
C.Blackish
D.Yellowish’

‘Yaar ak baat pochni the

shayad

tumhay pata ho

shayyad

na bhi ho

waisay maloom to hona chahiye

ager nai maloom to pata to lagao yaar

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Ye Altaf bhai Jalse se khitab krne ke liye Package kon sa karwate haiN … ?:-;-)’

‘Jab hum nakhun kattay hain
to khoon kiyun nhn nikalta ?.
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Because they are “NA-KHOON” :D’

Lrki Ki Adhi Zindgi
Husbnd Ki TALASH Me

Or

Baqi

Husbnd Ki TALASHI
Lene Me Guzar Jati
Hai.

(,”)/ Begm
/))20 Rupy To
_//_ Chor do load
krwna hai…./

Chand lafaz insaan ki puri
zindagi Tabah kar dyte hn,
Jaise K,
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“Qabool Hai”
“Qabool Hai”
“Qabool Hai”
😀

Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam
nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k
sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the 😉

Dhoni: “hum Afridi ko kisi hal
mein 100 nahi banane denge.”
Sachin: “mager ham kaise rokenge,
he’s in form…”
Dhoni: “hum under 100 all out ho
jayenge.”

Is shart pe khelein Ge
India say cricket ki
Baazi”,

🙂

Jeet Gaye To Katrina
Hamari
Haar Gaye To le Lena
zardari.

‘Yahan Hr Larki Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha
Dosto.

Khud Bhale bekar Ho Lekn Larka dabang Chahiye

(”,)/”
/|| aby
| \ muu to dholay rasheda ki Larki!’

I saw a Dream last night
Only You and Me…
You know what happened ??

You were looking so Innocent..
Coz I was eating Maggi
And you were saying:

“Ek Chammach Khila De Naa… Plzzz”

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

‘Meri jis se hui shadi wo
thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli
Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji
hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)’