Category: Funny SMS

Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

“Ignore mat karna”

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Mera Number
0324-*******
10 NAIK or ACHi
larkiyon ko send
karen.
Apko 15 din k andar
1 Achi

bhabi
Milegi

Its True Try it.

“HAPPY
BaIRTHDAY 2U”

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Shoched naa?

Actually Aaj K Din
Ibn-e-Batota Ne’DHAKKAN’
Ejaad kia Tha

To Mainy Socha Har DHAKKAN’
KO Wish kar Don.

1 Black Larki ko jaduger
ne jadu se par lga diye

Larki:wow!

ab kya mein PARI ban gyi
hun?

Jaduger:

Anni diye..

Tu Cham’qader ban gyi ain…!

Jin

What Do U Want
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Boy
A Beautifull Wife

Jin

If U R Muslim I’ll
Give U Mahnoor Baloch
If U R Hindu
I”ll Give U Kareena
Kapoor

AND
If U R Christian I’ll
Give U Angelina jolie

Whats ur Name?

Boy:
HAJI AKSHAY WILLIM

Jin Gave Him

“Firdous Ahiq Awan”

O bhi mujhe ab misbah k
msg mat karna.
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Ab tu mera mobile bi ruk
ruk k Chalne laga hai.

Mat Kr pyar Roshni Se,
Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan
hai,

Dil Lga is Andhero Se
Jo Qabar tak Mehrban
hai
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From:
W.P.D.A ki
special Khof-e-Khuda
Service.

Wo khobsurat eyes,

Wo masoom sa face,

Wo attractive
Personality,

Wo intelligent mind,

Yaad hy??

Main ab b wsa hi hu,

Tm apni sunao japani
phal k mu waly,

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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia….?

Khudi ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
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service center waly call
kr k khud Puchen
pa g
pakki gall a Bhejna ay k
sending fail kariye.

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush
ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka
hogya tu insanon ki moat
maray ga.

Zaheen larka +zaheen larki=DOSTI
bewakof larka +zahen larki=Love
zahen larka +bawakuf lrki= Dates
bewakuf lrka+bawakuf lrki=???
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Love Marriage:

Chand Alfaaaz Apki puri zindagi
tabah kar dyte hain,
Jaise k,
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“Qabool Hai ”
”Qabool Hai ”
”Qbbool Hai ‘