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apni psund ki shadi k liye
apni Ammi k paon dbaen.

GIRLS DIARY:
He Was Quiet 2day.
I Askd If Its My Fault.
He Said Nothing..
I Said I LUV U,
But He Smiled Sadly.
I Cried All Nite

BOYS DIARY:
Shit Pakistan Lost D Match

Jis train me pyari pyari
larkaya safar kr rahi hon,

Us train ko kya kahen gay?

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Socho

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It’s simple yaar

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”MAAL GAARI”…,

‘Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”’

‘What did the male dog say 2
the female dog in the cool
nite with bright moon lite?
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Socho ?

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BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?’

‘Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krta hun to
wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr
mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.

Girl:
doctor mere lips pe infection
hogaya hai.
Doctor:
KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Girl:
saal mein 1, 2 bar.
Doctor:
infection nahi ”Zang”
lag gaya hai…!’

A man crying after his wife’s death..

Frnd, paani dete hue – tujhe kuchh
chahiye to batana

Man:Jaldi laptop leke aa,
Facebook pe status ‘single’ karna hain…..

Teacher Santa exam ke liye Question Paper
banaya.. . . .
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye…
Question they —
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 14 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ? 😀 😀

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha
lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji’

‘AJAB SHAKHS HO TUM AJEEB MIZAJ RAKHTE HO

SAWAL KARNE SE PEHLE KAAM RAKHTE HO

WAISE TO KEHTE HO K

I HATE GIRLS
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OUR NABEEL KHUSRE SE TALUQAAT RAKHTE HO’

*Aik Murghi ka Kawwy sy
rishta ho gaya,

Jab Murghy ko pata chala,
to wo Murghi k pas gaya or
Bola,

“Muj mein kya kami hai?
smart hoon,kawwy sy ziyada
khoobsurat hoon,Tumhari
biraadari ka hoon? Meri awaaz
poory Shehar mein goonjti hai.
Mughon k union ka president
hoon.”

Murghi: Main
tumhary
jazbaat ki qadar karti hoo,

Lekin Amma abba ki khwahish
hai k Larka Air Force mein ho..

Dost plz call karo
sirf 1mint k liy
meri ghr walon k
sath shart lagi ha
unko yaken nhi ho
raha….!
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