Category: Funny SMS

Bacha On 1st April:
Kitchen Mein Nokar,
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Bacha:April Fool
wo toh PAPA hai.

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay,
Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye,
Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai,
Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

Why does a man
with a broken heart
not need General Knowledge?
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Bcoz
Jab Dil hi toot gaya,
to ‘G.K.’ kya karenge

3 things i like about u.

1——-

2—–.——

3—–,——,——-

Yaar kush to accha kia hot zindagi main

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab
chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
She calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat
pe baith gayi thi..”

Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright.
Okay. Okay, Bye. Okay. Bye.
Okay. Okay..
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Someone On The Phone talking vth Wife…

Employer: “In this job we need someone
who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

Mohabat Ho jaye:
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Ya…,
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Light ChaLi jaye:
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…Gal ek Hi hay..!
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“Banda Anna Eho janda
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